Scottish Love

Scottish Love.

Scottish Big Drummer

Scottish Big Drummer.

Scottish Battle Axe

" Of course I can recognize a Scottish Battle Axe when I see one, after all I have lived with you for more than thirty years ! "

Scottish Graveyard Humor

Scottish Graveyard Humor.

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Scottish Twins

Scottish Twins. "So these are your beautiful twins, Flora ! And don't they look exactly alike!"

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Scottish Fainting

Scottish Fainting.

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Scottish Engagement

" I thought you had broken off your engagement with Maggie Lauder ? "
" I did, but we are engaged again, as she couldn't get the ring off !

Scottish Barbed Wire

" Look, Jenny, we have always wondered, haven't we ? And now we know ! "

Seeing Scottish

When they first met, the eager Scotsman said to her, " Would you like to see some more of me ?" But she replied, with a downward glance, " I think I am seeing enough of you already !"

Scottish Whistling

" Have you noticed, Maggie, how Donald never whistles on his way to the Church !"

Scottish Bee

" Hello Donald ! Got a bee in your Bonnet ? "
" No Sandy ! A wasp in my kilt ! "

Scottish Deer Stalking

" Scottish Dear Stalking ! "

Scottish Forgetfulness

Scottish Forgetfulness.

Scottish April Sheep

Scottish April Sheep !

Scottish Horsepower

" You said this car you sold me was 20 Horsepower, well, 19 of them are dead. "

Scottish Baldness

Scottish Baldness.

"I don't know what has happened, but since leaving the pub, I have gone bald."

Scottish Hoots and Toots

Scottish Hoots and Toots.

Scottish Nip

A Scottish Nip.

Scottish Whisky Fountain

Scottish Whisky Fountain.

Scottish Highland Fling

Scottish Highland Fling.