Best Scottish Maryhill Humour

A not so subtle story concerns the coffin that popped out of a Scottish hearse as it was being driven up a hill to a cemetery in Maryhill, Glasgow, Scotland. It slid back down the hill and across the street into a chemist's shop. As it was crossing the floor, the man inside sat up and asked the chemist: "Say, sir, have you got anything to stop my coffin?"

Best Scottish Humour.

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