Scottish Faces

Scottish Faces Insults.
Add 'He's got' or 'She's got' as necessary:

A face like the back o' the lum. ( lum is an old Scottish word for chimney)
A face like a bashed thripny (an 'old' money threepence coin was 12-sided).
A face like a burst couch.
A face like a burst melodeon.
A face like a bag o' bruised fruit.
A face like a hen layin razors.
A face like a salt tattie.
A face like a torn scone.
A face like a wet washing.
A face like a weel-kickit ba'.
A face like a weel-kept grave.
A face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp.
A face like a melted welly.

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