Elderly in Dunoon

A doctor in a home for the elderly in Dunoon was talking about one of the residents with one of the senior staff. "I am very worried about Gordon," said the doctor, "He claims that when he goes to the bathroom through the night God switches on the light for him, then switches it off again when he's done. Do you think he might be going senile ?" "I don't think so," said the staff member, "He has just been peeing in the refrigerator again."