Scottish Second Fiddle

There was strong competition for the favours of saucy Mary of Dunoon. It came as a very great shock to one of her young men, who thought himself well in the running, to discover that she was flirting with another man. One day, on Dunoon Pier, he confronted her angrily. "Let me tell you this, Mary, I am not going to play second fiddle to anybody !" To which she replied. "Play second fiddle, Gordon. You will be very luck to be in the band at all." Best Scottish Jokes.